The Chicago Outfit Roller Derby League was founded in the fall of 2007. We are a democratic, not-for-profit organization run by the skaters, for the skaters. We are an all-female, flat track, roller derby league based in the city of Chicago. Our goal is to create a positive female community dedicated to contributing charitably to other non-profit organizations. We, as skaters, strive to continue our development of the skills necessary to compete within the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA). As of June 17, 2010, we are proud members of WFTDA. The Chicago Outfit represents roller derby nationwide with class, sass, and dignity.
THE 2010 OUTFIT SKATERS
THE UNTOUCHABLES (REFS)
BOOKIES
THE 2010 OUTFIT SKATERS
THE UNTOUCHABLES (REFS)
BOOKIES
OUR 2010 SKATERS

Acey D. Cee #30
Agent Gale Cooper #227
Charlenne in Charge #609
Defreshe Mode #1980
Erin Watershow #08
Gaygan #4-22
Ghoulita #13
Graves #5ft Above
Harley Dangerson #1300cc
Heleanor Throosevelt #1972
Helsa Wayton #86
Hero-Shima #0902
Ivanna Riot #79
J1 Abrams "Jabs" #120mm
Jennie Lee Von Slaughter #7
Kim Mortal #∞
Lady K #AK-47
Lemmy Destroyer #1234
Lexistential Crisis #15
Lindiana Jones #83
Lola Blow #138
Mari Cone #16
Maude Topsy #38
Maul E. Hatchet #10-31
Meg Gyver #B00M
Ottermatic Weapon #99
Pain Gwen #-32 degrees
Queefer Sutherland #24:00
Return to Sender #44¢
Shebiscuit #409
Smackra Coeur #18th
Smashley "The Spaniard" Destructo #A+
Smother Earth #26
Stiletto Nightmare #4 1/2in
Suzie Crotchrot #666
Sweet Mary Pain #M80
The Dawn Mower #11
The Joan Ranger #14
Uma Bomber #496
Valerie of the Dolls #67
Yama #3E
Yoko Gogo #6060
Acey D. Cee #30
Agent Gale Cooper #227
Charlenne in Charge #609
Defreshe Mode #1980
Erin Watershow #08
Gaygan #4-22
Ghoulita #13
Graves #5ft Above
Harley Dangerson #1300cc
Heleanor Throosevelt #1972
Helsa Wayton #86
Hero-Shima #0902
Ivanna Riot #79
J1 Abrams "Jabs" #120mm
Jennie Lee Von Slaughter #7
Kim Mortal #∞
Lady K #AK-47
Lemmy Destroyer #1234
Lexistential Crisis #15
Lindiana Jones #83
Lola Blow #138
Mari Cone #16
Maude Topsy #38
Maul E. Hatchet #10-31
Meg Gyver #B00M
Ottermatic Weapon #99
Pain Gwen #-32 degrees
Queefer Sutherland #24:00
Return to Sender #44¢
Shebiscuit #409
Smackra Coeur #18th
Smashley "The Spaniard" Destructo #A+
Smother Earth #26
Stiletto Nightmare #4 1/2in
Suzie Crotchrot #666
Sweet Mary Pain #M80
The Dawn Mower #11
The Joan Ranger #14
Uma Bomber #496
Valerie of the Dolls #67
Yama #3E
Yoko Gogo #6060
RETIRED OUTFIT FAMILY

Althea N. Hell #9
Betty Blocker #3435
Chico the Kid #11 (G.M.)
Daddy's Girl #54
Dee O. A. #Ur #'s Up
Electro-Cute #219
Elsey U. Suffer #20/20
La Femme Nikita #78
Leonora Da Bitchi (Ref)
Liquor Hard #13
Loretta Beretta #36 Chambers
Matza Ballbreaker #588-2300
Mo Mentum #P=MV
Photon Pixie #9 3/4
Polly Pocketknife #67
Steal U.R. Soul (Bookie)
Terra NüOne #1111
Tine Bomb #909
Althea N. Hell #9
Betty Blocker #3435
Chico the Kid #11 (G.M.)
Daddy's Girl #54
Dee O. A. #Ur #'s Up
Electro-Cute #219
Elsey U. Suffer #20/20
La Femme Nikita #78
Leonora Da Bitchi (Ref)
Liquor Hard #13
Loretta Beretta #36 Chambers
Matza Ballbreaker #588-2300
Mo Mentum #P=MV
Photon Pixie #9 3/4
Polly Pocketknife #67
Steal U.R. Soul (Bookie)
Terra NüOne #1111
Tine Bomb #909
COACHES

.45 Magnum
Althea N. Hell
Moose Knuckle Sandwich
UNTOUCHABLES (REFS)

B.B. Wolfe
Code Adam
Goin Postal
Mani Schevitz
Phil Doe
Ref Raff
The Shoveler
BOOKIES (STATS)

Bill Skates
Cheese Louise
Dorothy Slayers
Enid A. Drink
John Scorrio
Loretta Beretta
Lucy Cannon
Score Creeper
Sine of Madness
Spank William
Tommy Hawk
Yangbox
.45 Magnum
Althea N. Hell
Moose Knuckle Sandwich
UNTOUCHABLES (REFS)
B.B. Wolfe
Code Adam
Goin Postal
Mani Schevitz
Phil Doe
Ref Raff
The Shoveler
BOOKIES (STATS)
Bill Skates
Cheese Louise
Dorothy Slayers
Enid A. Drink
John Scorrio
Loretta Beretta
Lucy Cannon
Score Creeper
Sine of Madness
Spank William
Tommy Hawk
Yangbox
Roller Derby History:
Roller Derby was invented in 1935 by Leo Seltzer. It was initially an endurance exhibition where skaters circled on a track traveling the equivalent distance of skating from coast to coast. While this version of the derby did prove to be popular, Seltzer quickly noticed that the spectators seemed to really enjoy when the skaters occasionally came into contact with each other and the crashes that ensued. In 1937, Leo Seltzer re-launched Roller Derby as a full contact sport, played on a banked track with teams competing against each other for points.
The original Roller Derby had it's heyday in the 1950s and 60s. The sport was a common fixture on TV and was played in venues that would pack in tens of thousands of fans.
By the early 1970s, Roller Derby had run its course. Poor management, high travel costs and an emphasis on staged theatrics helped finish off the formerly proud sport. In 1973, League owner Jerry Seltzer shut down operations. The original Roller Derby was finished.
Several attempts were made over the years to revive the sport. Matches featuring the aging original stars of Derby's latter day history took place sporadically. The late 90's saw a re-envisioning of Roller Derby in "Rollerjam", which fused Roller Derby with professional wrestling style theatrics. Rollerjam never achieved wide spread popularity, and by 2001, Roller Derby again fell by the wayside.
Right about this time, a group of women banded together in Austin, Texas to reinvent Roller Derby. This new version of the sport was played on a flat surface, by teams consisting entirely of women. Flat track derby contests (known as "Bouts") were physically grueling and were not scripted or have pre-determined outcomes. This was the vision of Roller Derby that finally clicked with the multitudes as new players and fans flocked to the sport. Over the next few years, Flat Track Women's Roller Derby would see massive growth. In 2004, a group of the earliest revival leagues banded together and formed the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA). The sport continues to grow, with over 200 leagues in existence at the end of 2006.