#025

Keli KaPOWsk8s

“Breaking Bayside Hearts and Bones”

Derby Position: Blocker / Hitter

How did you get into derby? I saw a bout, and thought it would be a great way to relieve stress, and GET PHYSICAL!

Do you have a partner in crime? We aren’t derby wives, but Jane Flinch is my right hand lady. We joined together, and when we are out on the track together, we hit like monsters…and our asses are a wall no one can penetrate. They call us the ass sisters.

If you had a special attack move [out on the track], what would it be? I am a fan of the cannon ball…look out when I come swinging!

Who is your favorite gangster? Uncle Capone – really, I’m related to him.

Who’s your favorite band/musician? 30 Seconds to Mars – Oh Jared…