The Apostrofiend #241 “Do not misplace The Apostrofiend!”

I grew up below the Mason-Dixon but I quite like it up here. I’m a bookworm and I collect vinyl. I know the difference between whiskey and whisky. I think I’m getting okay at rollerskating. I’m a medical records coordinator (translation: I finally have a grownup job that provides the medical insurance necessary for smashing into people on the track!)