#496

Uma Bomber

“A MYSTERIOUS TICKING BOX HAS JUST ARRIVED FOR YOU”

Height: 5′ 7″

Hometown: A small cabin in the woods.

Birthday: 7/2/1979

Who is The Outfit? A DIY league that does the damn thing.

What is your pre-bout ritual? Hit people…hit ‘em!!  Maybe eat a big mac.  Go to Home Depot. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.

Awards/Honors: Skater of the Beer 2010, great job!

Random fact about you? I enjoy mathematics, writing manifestos…and murder!