“A MYSTERIOUS TICKING BOX HAS JUST ARRIVED FOR YOU”
Height: 5′ 7″
Hometown: A small cabin in the woods.
Who is The Outfit? A DIY league that does the damn thing.
What is your pre-bout ritual? Hit people…hit ‘em!! Maybe eat a big mac. Go to Home Depot. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
Awards/Honors: Skater of the Beer 2010, great job!
Random fact about you? I enjoy mathematics, writing manifestos…and murder!